this is what it’s going to be like when everyone asks me what my kindle is like…
oooh technology-
*SURPRISE GAY PORN*
(via fujoshiing)
posted 1 month ago with 2,737 notes
Enjoy on Facebook
Ok sorry I just HAD to share this because tit windows in superhero outfits or fantasy armour just irritate the hell out of me. This is a truly wonderful male alternative XD
posted 1 month ago with 185 notes
My friends are at it again....
Alex: Dan is playing My Chemical Romance on guitar while thrusting and making strange faces
Alex: Send help
DRAGONDICKS: i thought that's his usual mating dance?
DRAGONDICKS checks her zoologist notes
DRAGONDICKS: yeah you should be getting "right slimy" by now
The Yaoi Vortex: omfg
The Yaoi Vortex falls over and dies
posted 1 month ago with 1 note
I HAVE AN EXPLANATION
Kind of…
I’m working and I’m knackered and I came on tumblr to check my queue and found it depleted AND I’M TOO TIRED TO DEAL WITH IT. So I made goblin noises at my friend Dan via the wonders of skype until he volunteered to do it for me.
HE JUST SENT MY A LINK TO THAT FUCKING GOOGLE SEARCH.
I’m dying.
posted 2 months ago with 1 note
Pyro pls.
Rob: Alice, write my dissertation for me plz?
The Yaoi Vortex: what's it on?
The Yaoi Vortex: if itz not yaoi you're prolly out of luck
Rob: Emergent narrative in management games
The Yaoi Vortex: fucking no.
posted 2 months ago with 0 notes
iamyaoi replied to your post: Im so mad that all I want to do is read porn
oh my god youre my spirit animal.
(Source: lance-corporal-rivaille)
posted 2 months ago with 5 notes
MODEL KISEEEEEEEEEE
PURE MINEEEEEEEEEEE
KAWAI MUKKUUUUUUN
TSUNDERE MIDORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
AKASHI SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
TETSU KUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN
lmao yes good.
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