this is what it’s going to be like when everyone asks me what my kindle is like…
*SURPRISE GAY PORN*
My friends are at it again....
Alex: Dan is playing My Chemical Romance on guitar while thrusting and making strange faces
Alex: Send help
DRAGONDICKS: i thought that's his usual mating dance?
DRAGONDICKS checks her zoologist notes
DRAGONDICKS: yeah you should be getting "right slimy" by now
The Yaoi Vortex: omfg
The Yaoi Vortex falls over and dies
I HAVE AN EXPLANATION
I’m working and I’m knackered and I came on tumblr to check my queue and found it depleted AND I’M TOO TIRED TO DEAL WITH IT. So I made goblin noises at my friend Dan via the wonders of skype until he volunteered to do it for me.
HE JUST SENT MY A LINK TO THAT FUCKING GOOGLE SEARCH.
Rob: Alice, write my dissertation for me plz?
The Yaoi Vortex: what's it on?
The Yaoi Vortex: if itz not yaoi you're prolly out of luck
Rob: Emergent narrative in management games
The Yaoi Vortex: fucking no.
lmao yes good.